My Brief Conversation With Google

“Hey Google, what products do countries in Western Europe export?”

West Africa is the EU’s largest trading partner in Sub-Saharan Africa.

“Hey Google, in Western Europe, what do they export?”

Europe’s trade is assisted by the absence of tariffs and a common currency.

“Hey Google, why can’t you give me straight answers?”

30 years ago, if you had a question, you’d go to a library and ask the librarian.

“Hey Google, are you just being sarcastic now?”

Sarcasm plays a big part in everyday American social interaction and conversation.

“Hey Google, I’m this close to switching to Bing.”

This wikiHow teaches you how to remove Bing as a search engine in Google’s Chrome browser using the Settings menu, or if all else fails, by resetting Chrome all of the default settings.

I love you Google, but we are never, ever, ever, ever getting back together.

You know, until I discover Bing sucks more.




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