My friends and I were recently discussing Marvel superheros, and making cruel jokes about how (spoilers imminent) Spiderman died in Infinity Wars, especially since one of them just saw the movie that day.
At least, they were. I was trying to feel respect for Peter Parker and the fallen heroes in the movie, but failing miserably. In fact, I’m ashamed to say I got in on the action.
I couldn’t help myself. It was too good to pass up.
Hey, at least I wasn’t suggesting ways others should have been mauled like he was.
At one point, they brought up someone named Negasonic, and I was like, “Who’s she?” I looked her up, but my eye caught something else instead.
My immediate and first thought was: “You named yourself after a liquid dishwashing soap brand.”
Perfect. Great advertising, Marvel. You’re inadvertently promoting a product that doesn’t even belong to your company. Next time I go see one of your movies, I’ll bring my dirty dishes too.