Voltron Season 8, Episode One Minute-Reaction.

So this season already has me quaking, and I’m kind of freaking out:

  • MY CHILD LANCE I’VE MISSED YOU. NOW STOP BEING STUPID AND AWKWARD AND ASK PIDGE OUT INSTEAD. 
  • lol Hunk ships Allurance like FedEx
  • Did Romelle literally just call Lance pointy chin?
  • OH MY LORD PIDGE. WAS–WAS THAT A SAD LOOK???
  • When you realize she’s surrounded by plants and you beg the question: Are the creators hinting at Plance?
  • Wow, Pidge actually called her mom grounding her last season. Wow.
  • Okay, but did Colleen just get ten times prettier. I guess having your children back takes off a couple years.
  • Pidge sounds just like that one vine that’s like “HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S GOOD FOR ME?” And Colleen’s like, “THAT’S MY OPINION.”
  • Okay, I kind of love Rizavi. 
  • lol Pidge harnessing her retro self. 
  • I thought the shopping trip was for Allura lol
  • OOOH ASKING YOUR SPACE UNCLE ABOUT ALLURA OOOOOH LANCE MUST BE GETTING DESPERATE. 
  •  OH MY GOSH CORAN’S PROTECTIVE FATHER MODE COMING OUT LIKE “DON’T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER”. 
  • Oh my gosh, when did he have time to redecorate. Also, that pic of him and Alfor is adorbs.
  • I’m anticipating literally so many Uncle Coran edits now
  • Can we just appreciate Pidge’s face when she was judging Allura’s outfits?
  • aww pidge… 
  • I sense an approaching very very platonic Klance moment here
  • Wow, even Keith’s impressed Lance managed to hold down a date
  • Klance shippers must be quaking. Meanwhile me: lol are you gonna say you’re going to hand down the Black Lion to my child?
  • Allura looks like a whole stylish angel. I can feel my plance shriveling.
  • Can I just point out how pretty Rachel is? And silvio is a little Lance. The one who broke my heart by screaming “Uncle Lance.”
  • OOF RACHEL
  • OOOOFFFFFF I GUESS KEITH CAN TECHNICALLY GO OUT WITH VERONICA BECAUSE HE’S LIKE 22, BUT THAT’S WEIRD
  • Wait wait that’s her name? Luca? Man, I was so confused….and I still am.
  • Wait–did she just die? Dang.
  • So her reviving the tree is pretty and all, but why’s she got to show off her magic powers. Yes, my plance do not like this. 
  • Is he about to say he loves her?
  • vsevj,xbh bztx,5zsdsai5lwyc hidfgxch mfdsfeduhakbz,xbitchhd I AM OFFICIALLY DESTROYED 
  • This is the first episode so too early hopefully??
  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONONONOKNONONONONONONNONNONO ME IS NOT ACCEPTING THIS NOPEITY 
  • ARE THEY GOING TO KISS
  • MY HEART IS FREAKING PALPITATING WHAT IS THIS I DO NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT ACCEPT THIS NOPE ROPE NOPEITY NOPE NOPE.
  • lol I thought Pidge was using Beezer to spy on them. 
  • Le disappointed. Hmm. 
  • My boy Keith’s giving a speech. So proud, for some reason. The real question is, will Lance give one too?
  • So Allura, but not Lance. I see how it is.

It’s official. I was destroyed. Gosh, I really hope this Allurance thing isn’t really happening. I don’t want Pidge’s heart to get broken. I’m almost certain Lotor will come and sweep Allura off her feet again, and… that’s wishful thinking. BUT THERE ARE STILL TWELVE EPISODES LEFT THINGS CAN AND WILL CHANGE. HOPEFULLY IN PLANCE’S FAVOR. 

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