If you’ve seen some of summer 2019 Coca-Cola ads lately, they usually feature happy looking teenage couples asking gazing into each other eyes, holding hands, sharing kisses, running on the beach, and staring at the stars on top of their rooftops while they enjoy a cold bottle of coke.
And I hate it.
I hate Coca Cola for making me seem more single than I am.
I am perfectly capable of enjoying a coke without someone holding my hand or giving me a back hug or showering me with love in general.
So I’m gonna take my bottle of coke and read a nice fanfiction instead. I bet animated couples like Sprite more anyway.